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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Do spend some time to Read IT…. worth Reading!!!

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprisedwhen he sees a dogcoming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later,the dog is backagain. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it hasa note in its mouth.He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 sausagesand a leg of lamb,please”. The dog has money in its mouth, as well. Thebutcher looks insideand, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes themoney and puts thesausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog’smouth.The butcher is so impressed, and since it’s aboutclosing time, he decidesto shut the shop and follow the dog. So off he goes.The dog is walkingdown the street, when it comes to a level crossing;the dog puts down thebag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waitspatiently, bag inmouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walksacross the road, withthe butcher following him all the way.The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts lookingat the timetable. Thebutcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pullingits left leg up andgets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus.Then the dog shows aticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor.The butcher isnearly fainting at this sight, so are the otherpassengers in the bus. Thedog then sits near the driver’s seat looking outsidewaiting for the busstop to come. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dogstands and wags itstail to inform the conductor. Then, without waitingfor the bus to stopcompletely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to ahouse very close to thestop. It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes insidetowards the door.As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenlychanges its mind andheads towards the garden. It goes to the window, andbeats its head againstit several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits atthe door.The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, andstarts abusing thedog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing athim.The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stopsthe guy. “What inheaven’s name are you doing? The dog is a genius. Hecould be on TV, forthe life of me!” to which the Guy responds: “You callthis clever? This isthe second time this week that this stupid dog’sforgotten his key.”*Moral of the story: You may continue to exceed onlooker’s expectations but shall always fall short of the boss’ expectations. It’s dog’s life after all………………

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