Today's Professional Management

1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”
2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”
3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on thesame”
4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done“At least not tomorrow!”
5.”After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views” means “Ihave already decided, I will tell you what to do”
6.”There was a slight miscommunication” means “We had actually lied”
7.”Lets call a meeting and discuss” means “I have no time now, willtalk later”
8.”We can always do it” means “We actually cannot do the same on time”
9.”We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extensionof the deadline” means “The project is screwed up, we cannot deliveron time.”
10.”We had slight differences of opinion “means “We had actuallyfought”
11.”Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can helpyou” means “Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me”
12.”You should have told me earlier” means “Well even if you told meearlier that would have made hardly any difference!”
13.”We need to find out the real reason” means “Well I will tell youwhere your fault is”
14.”Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Justensure that the work is not affected,” means, “Well you know…”
15.”We are a team,” means, “I am not the only one to be blamed”
16.”That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know anythingabout it”
17.”All the Best” means “You are in trouble”